Unathletic T-Shirt
- Regular price
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$29.99 - Regular price
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$29.99
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Let’s be real: some of us weren’t built for sports. Or cardio. Or stairs. Unathletic is the perfect shirt for anyone whose idea of physical activity is getting up too fast or carrying all the grocery bags in one trip just to feel something. Clean script, classic swoosh, and a message that screams “I peaked in P.E. at age 12.”
Wear it to the gym (ironically), to brunch (honestly), or anytime someone suggests doing something physical and you need them to lower their expectations immediately. It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s the most athletic thing you’ll put on all year.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Retro athletic font that makes you look sporty without the effort
- Durable print that won’t crack, fade, or judge your fitness level
- Perfect gift for lazy legends, sarcastic friends, or anyone who sweats from blinking too hard
Grab your Unathletic apparel today and finally embrace the sport you were born to dominate: avoiding sports.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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