Shipping policy

We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.

Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).

Here’s the deal:

• Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
  
• Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
  
• Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
  
• Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
  

We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.