Squirter T-Shirt
- Regular price
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$29.99 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$29.99
Subtle? Not even close. Squirter is bold, unapologetic, and dripping with confidence. It’s the kind of shirt that says you’re not here to play it safe, you’re here to make people choke on their pumpkin spice latte while pretending they didn’t laugh. Clean design, filthy mind. Perfection.
Wear it to the gym, the bar, or literally anywhere that needs a little tension and a lot of uncomfortable laughter. It’s simple, it’s provocative, and it’s guaranteed to get reactions ranging from blushing to full-on admiration.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Bold, minimalist design that says everything without trying too hard
- Perfect mix of comfort and chaos — easy to wear, impossible to ignore
- Ideal for gifting to that one friend who’s always crossing the line but somehow still lovable
Grab your Squirter apparel today and let everyone know you’re not afraid to make a splash.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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