Social Battery Critically Low T-Shirt

Your social battery isn’t low. It’s gasping for air, clutching its chest, and begging someone to pull the plug. If people keep talking to you, it’s going to flatline right there in public. This shirt says what your face has already been screaming for years.

Wear it any time you’re forced into “being social” against your will. Parties, office functions, family gatherings, or anywhere someone might think you’re available for small talk. It warns the world that you’re one awkward conversation away from disappearing into the nearest bathroom just to breathe.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

• Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
• Unisex fit
• Distressed battery graphic with bold red lettering that captures your emotional energy crisis perfectly
• Comfortable enough for introverting, doom scrolling, or silently judging everyone in the room
• A perfect gift for friends who treat social interactions like boss fights

Grab your Social Battery: Critically Low apparel today and let everyone know the next person who tries to chat might get the spinning wheel of death as a response.