Sarcasm Standby Mode T-Shirt
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$35.00 - Regular price
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$35.00
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Some people walk around pretending to be polite. You walk around pretending your sarcasm has an off switch. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t, and this design isn’t fooling anyone but it will warn the public before your personality loads.
Throw this on any time you’re forced to interact with humans but want to make it clear you’re running on low battery, low tolerance, and high sarcasm. Perfect for work, errands, social events you were tricked into attending, or any moment you need to signal that your filter is powered down and your attitude is fully operational.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Bold distressed print that delivers peak sarcasm with zero subtlety
- Durable enough to survive your mood swings and your laundry habits
- Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or anyone known for weaponized wit
Grab your Sarcasm Standby Mode apparel today and let the world know your patience is loading about as fast as dial-up internet.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
