RBF Club Founding Member T-Shirt

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Some people smile their way through life. You? You show up with a face that says absolutely not before anyone even opens their mouth. Congratulations, you’re not just in the RBF Club, you’re a founding member, and this design makes sure the world knows it.

Wear it any time you need to warn strangers, coworkers, family gatherings, or unfortunate customer service reps that your default expression is not broken, it’s just honest. Perfect for introverts, extroverts with attitude, and anyone who’s sick of being asked why they “look upset.” Spoiler alert: this is the happy face.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
Unisex fit
Clean, bold collegiate print so your sarcasm comes wrapped in fake professionalism
Durable enough to survive laundry day and your chronic intolerance for people
Ideal gift for friends who scowl for sport or coworkers who intimidate HR without trying

Grab your RBF Club: Founding Member apparel today and let the world know your face isn’t mad, it’s just accurately reflecting your soul.

We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.

Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).

Here’s the deal:

Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.

We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.