My Defense Mechanism
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$29.99 - Regular price
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$29.99
Therapy is expensive. Sarcasm is free.
The My Defense Mechanism Is Humor design is the perfect fit for anyone who laughs instead of cries and makes jokes instead of dealing with their problems. It’s the unofficial uniform of the emotionally unavailable and the mentally stable–ish.
Simple, direct, and brutally relatable, this shirt says what everyone else is too busy pretending not to feel. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of deflection and doesn’t plan on changing anytime soon.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Prewashed fabric for minimized shrinkage
- Unisex fit
- Bold white lettering that hits harder than your trauma
- Minimalist design that gets the point across with zero effort
- Great gift for anyone who turns pain into punchlines
Grab your My Defense Mechanism Is Humor shirt today and show the world you’re emotionally unavailable, but at least funny about it.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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