Ew People Hoodie
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$49.99 - Regular price
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$49.99
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Some people go out to make friends. Others buy this shirt.
The Ew People design is pure attitude for anyone who’s had enough of small talk, group projects, or humanity in general. With a perfectly pissed-off cat and retro sunset design, it says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to.
Soft, comfortable, and just rude enough to keep strangers from sitting too close. Perfect for introverts, cat lovers with trust issues, or anyone whose resting face already does the talking.
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Vintage-style graphic with just the right amount of attitude
- Great gift for antisocial friends, sarcastic coworkers, or fellow misanthropes
Grab your Ew People shirt today and proudly announce your dislike for humanity in style.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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