Breaking News I Don't Care T-Shirt
- Regular price
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$29.99 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$29.99
Chaos is customizable. Also available in:
- Breaking News I Don't Care Sweatshirt
- Breaking News I Don't Care Hoodie
- Breaking News I Don't Care Mug
Finally, a headline worth paying attention to.
The Breaking News design looks like something straight off live TV but feels like something straight out of your sarcasm-laced brain. Clean, bold, and perfectly timed for anyone who likes to make an entrance without saying a word.
This shirt isn’t about subtlety; it’s about attitude. Whether you’re announcing your presence, mocking the drama of everyday life, or just leaning into main character energy, it’s the perfect fit for people who treat every moment like a viral clip waiting to happen.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- High-quality print that stays bold through the breaking and the broken
- Iconic red and blue design that screams “you’re welcome for the update”
- Perfect gift for the sarcastic realist, office troublemaker, or headline maker in your life
Grab your Breaking News shirt today and let the world know you’re the story worth watching.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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