Adulting T-Shirt

Adulting: the overhyped scam nobody warned you about. One day you’re eating cereal for dinner without consequences, the next you’re paying bills, answering emails, and Googling “why is my back screaming at me.” This shirt sums it up perfectly: an absolute fucking shit show and a solid one star out of five.

Wear this masterpiece whenever life feels like a subscription you forgot to cancel. It’s ideal for workdays, errand runs, family gatherings, and any moment you want to broadcast that you’re participating in adulthood against your will. Bonus: people who laugh at it are your people, and people who don’t are the reason the rating is so low.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

• Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
• Unisex fit
• Clean, bold print that delivers sarcasm in high definition
• Durable enough to survive laundry day, mental breakdowns, and the next Monday
• The perfect gift for exhausted friends, fed up coworkers, or anyone who’s one email away from snapping

Grab your Adulting apparel today and let the world know this whole grown up thing deserves a refund.