You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer T-Shirt

Chaos is customizable. Also available in:

• You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer Sweatshirt
• You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer Hoodie

Some people bring out your soft side. Others bring out your petty side. And then there are the special few who awaken something… darker. You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer is for the ones who really test your patience in ways that should qualify for scientific study. It’s dramatic, unhinged, and hilariously relatable for anyone who’s ever muttered “I swear to God” under their breath at least twice before lunch.

Wear it to work when Karen starts warming up her fish in the break room again. Toss it on at family gatherings when someone inevitably asks when you’re getting married. Or rock it on a night out as your subtle way of saying “I’m fun, but don’t push it.” It’s chaotic energy wrapped in premium comfort, perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor and a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense.

• Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
• Unisex fit
• Bold, clean print that balances sarcasm with just enough psychological instability to be funny
• Durable design that stands up to endless eye rolls, rage sighs, and passive-aggressive conversations
• Great gift for coworkers, friends, or troublemakers who understand that “serial killer energy” is strictly a metaphor

Grab your You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer apparel today and warn the world before your patience officially runs out.