Keep America Beautiful Put A Bag On Your Head T-Shirt
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$29.99 - Regular price
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$29.99
Some people recycle. Some pick up trash. You? You spread honesty. Keep America Beautiful Put A Bag On Your Head is the kind of savage, unfiltered humor that makes strangers gasp before they burst out laughing. It’s petty, it’s punchy, and it’s the most patriotic insult you’ll wear all year.
Throw it on whenever you’re surrounded by walking disasters and need a subtle reminder that not every face is a blessing. Perfect for errands, parties, family gatherings, or any situation where you’d LOVE to say what’s on your mind… but choose to let your shirt do the dirty work instead.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Retro distressed print that hits like old-school sarcasm with new-school attitude
- Comfortable enough for everyday wear, uncomfortable enough for everyone who reads it
- Ideal gift for troublemakers, professional roasters, and people born without a filter
Grab your Keep America Beautiful Put A Bag On Your Head apparel today and bring beauty back to the nation one brutal joke at a time.
Shipping information
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Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
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