It's Not A Dad Bod Hoodie
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$49.99 - Regular price
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$49.99
Chaos is customizable. Also available in:
- It's Not A Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure T-Shirt
- It's Not A Dad Bod, It's a Father Figure Sweatshirt
This shirt is for the dads who traded six-packs for snack packs and don’t regret a damn thing.
The It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure design celebrates the ultimate blend of comfort, confidence, and questionable decisions. Whether you’re grilling in flip-flops, rocking cargo shorts like a badge of honor, or showing off that legendary midsection, this shirt lets everyone know the dad bod isn’t a flaw, it’s a lifestyle.
Funny, bold, and way too relatable, it’s the perfect fit for any guy who’s embraced his evolution from gym rat to backyard legend.
Here's why you'll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Crisp print that holds up through cookouts, couch naps, and dad jokes
- Perfect gift for new dads, seasoned pros, or anyone rocking that confident curve
Grab your It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure gear today and wear your fatherly physique with pride.
Shipping information
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Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
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