Blow Me T-Shirt
- Regular price
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$29.99 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$29.99
Subtlety has left the chat. Blow Me is the kind of shirt that makes innocent people choke on their iced coffee while you stroll by without a single ounce of shame. It’s bold, stupidly funny, and just inappropriate enough to confirm what everyone already suspected about you.
Wear it anywhere you want to stir the pot without even opening your mouth. Backyard BBQs, tailgates, office casual Fridays, the hardware store aisle where fans are literally sold. If someone pretends they don’t get the joke, trust me, they get it.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Distressed graphic with that retro smartass vibe
- Comfy enough to wear all day while being a public menace
- The perfect gift for friends who appreciate jokes that toe the line and then sprint past it
Grab your Blow Me apparel today and let your shirt do the dirty talking so you don’t have to.
Shipping information
We ship fast. Like, “holy sh*t, it’s already here?” fast.
Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
We keep things simple, secure, and borderless. Just how modern e-commerce should be. Now quit reading and go fill that cart.
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