Beam Me Up T-Shirt
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$29.99 - Regular price
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$29.99
If you’ve ever looked around and thought “Yeah, I’m ready to leave this planet,” this shirt has your name written all over it. Beam Me Up is the universal signal for “I’m done with Earth, humanity, and whatever nonsense today decided to throw at me.” It’s bold, cynical, and just the right amount of “please abduct me, I won’t fight it.”
Throw this on whenever life feels like a poorly written sitcom and you’re two seconds from volunteering for an alien study program. Perfect for work, errands, family gatherings, or any moment you want people to know your patience has expired and you’re awaiting intergalactic extraction.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
- Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
- Unisex fit
- Crisp distressed graphic with a retro sci-fi vibe
- Comfortable enough for surviving another day on this doomed planet
- Makes an excellent gift for friends who cope using sarcasm, caffeine, and escapism
Grab your Beam Me Up apparel today and let everyone know you're over it in the most stylish way possible.
Shipping information
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Thanks to our global network of over 40 shipping partners, your order gets produced, packed, and delivered with military-level precision (and just enough attitude).
Here’s the deal:
- Global Coverage: We ship worldwide because sarcasm travels well.
- Reliable Delivery: U.S. orders typically arrive within 5 to 7 business days. International delivery times vary depending on your location.
- Best Rates: We don’t believe in overpaying for shipping. You shouldn’t either.
- Made to Order: Every product is custom printed when you order, so it’s fresh, not factory stale.
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