Out of Office T-Shirt

Chaos is customizable. Also available in:

• Out of Office Sweatshirt
• Out of Office Hoodie

Some people write emails. You write boundaries. Out of Office is the beautifully blunt declaration that your soul left the chat long before your body did. Minimalist, deadpan, and dripping with “don’t bother me” energy, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who mentally checks out at least four days a week.

Wear it on vacation, to work, or anywhere you want to remind everyone that your availability has expired. Whether you’re ignoring Slack messages, dodging coworkers, or pretending you’re not still on the clock, this design tells the world you’re on personal time even if HR disagrees.

Here’s why you’ll love it:

• Premium cotton blend (softer than your pickup lines)
• Unisex fit
• Clean, minimalist type that hits like an out-of-office reply people actually read
• Durable print that survives coffee spills, burnout, and passive-aggressive emails
• Perfect gift for overworked coworkers, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who silently screams inside at least five times a day

Grab your Out of Office apparel today and clock out emotionally, even when you can’t clock out physically.